MOVIETIME with Idiot Boy Neal Anderson #7
Oh, I know it has been awhile. Sorry, I've been busy! Busy going to the movies that is! Some of the time, anyway. I finally saw New Star Wars! As those of you who have read my Timechanges Blogger know I left the line-up because the alien lady was giving me the stink eye, and that was a difficult time but now I have seen it and it is truly a great one. The best one of all of them! All of the Star Wars! Especially nice was when they went to a purple planet and Obi rode a giant pretty peacock. Also I liked the apartment that Annie and the Princess lady from the dirty one were living in - in the window you could see a bunch of cool space cars, so I have no idea why the Princess was so upset all the time - maybe she was still sad that an old lecher made her strip off for the Pretty Lady in the other one. Where was Hans Olo? We will never know.
Also I saw The Batman Begins. This one is weird and wild. The first half of this movie is about a billionaire playboy who is sad, and then discovers (Timechanges!) physical fitness and whatnot, I believe. The second half is about The Batman. I do not know what these two men have to do with one another, but their tales are exciting to the eye. In the first half, the man, Wayne, is irritated by bats and his mother and father take bullets after he crybabies them into the alleyway. This is quite coincidental to the second half of this film, wherein we meet the big man, who is part-bat, part-man: The Bat Man. I kept wanting these two fellows to meet and shake hands, but good luck! That will never happen in the first one - but I bet in one of the sequels they might even kiss, but not in a gay way, just "Hey Bats!" "Hey Wayne!" "Let's have a smooch!" There's also a freaky scarecrow in this movie, and a guy from The Star Wars.
And also in this movie is little Joey Potter from the Creek, the lucky lovely who is now Mrs. Tom Cruise AKA The Biggest & Best Movie Star in the Whole World. Actually I have a great deal in common with Mr. Tom Cruise and his attempts to deal with the evils of Nazi medicine and crime and books and the like. He is teaching the world to read (the classics), and now he is teaching Joey Potter to read his lessons of love. They are the First Lady and Man of Planet Hollywood in my books. Together these two lovely birds are going through the biggest Timechanges around. Look at him as he hollers it out "I am having amazing Timechanges!!!! This is my number one special lady and she is rocking my world and we are going scuba diving into the heart of love!" So happy for them! I cannot wait to see them both fighting off the alien baddies in the new one everybody is excited for - War of Worlds! I will discuss it soon!!!! I will also discuss the new great ones by Hillary Duff and what else, maybe the one with Mr. Handsome and the slutty one who broke Rachel's heart. See you at the movies!!!!!!!!!!
Yours Truly, Neal Anderson
Also I saw The Batman Begins. This one is weird and wild. The first half of this movie is about a billionaire playboy who is sad, and then discovers (Timechanges!) physical fitness and whatnot, I believe. The second half is about The Batman. I do not know what these two men have to do with one another, but their tales are exciting to the eye. In the first half, the man, Wayne, is irritated by bats and his mother and father take bullets after he crybabies them into the alleyway. This is quite coincidental to the second half of this film, wherein we meet the big man, who is part-bat, part-man: The Bat Man. I kept wanting these two fellows to meet and shake hands, but good luck! That will never happen in the first one - but I bet in one of the sequels they might even kiss, but not in a gay way, just "Hey Bats!" "Hey Wayne!" "Let's have a smooch!" There's also a freaky scarecrow in this movie, and a guy from The Star Wars.
And also in this movie is little Joey Potter from the Creek, the lucky lovely who is now Mrs. Tom Cruise AKA The Biggest & Best Movie Star in the Whole World. Actually I have a great deal in common with Mr. Tom Cruise and his attempts to deal with the evils of Nazi medicine and crime and books and the like. He is teaching the world to read (the classics), and now he is teaching Joey Potter to read his lessons of love. They are the First Lady and Man of Planet Hollywood in my books. Together these two lovely birds are going through the biggest Timechanges around. Look at him as he hollers it out "I am having amazing Timechanges!!!! This is my number one special lady and she is rocking my world and we are going scuba diving into the heart of love!" So happy for them! I cannot wait to see them both fighting off the alien baddies in the new one everybody is excited for - War of Worlds! I will discuss it soon!!!! I will also discuss the new great ones by Hillary Duff and what else, maybe the one with Mr. Handsome and the slutty one who broke Rachel's heart. See you at the movies!!!!!!!!!!
Yours Truly, Neal Anderson
