Movietime with Idiot Boy Neal Anderson: Special Summer Movie Preview!
Summertime, I believe, is when all of the big ones are coming out, and it will soon be summertime, so get ready! These are the ones that we are all looking forward to:
Herbie, Reloaded – I am super psyched up about this one. Talented Lindsay Lohan is a young lady with flaming red hair and an attitude to match who falls in love with a talking automobile, I believe. I thought that Lindsay Lohan was a naughty one because I am always hearing “that one is a drunk” and “that one is making out with a bald-o or a foreigner (from the show).” But do you know what? I heard her song and in it she is singing “rumours make me feel bad, they are not true.” I believe you, Lindsay!
Fantastic 4 – There are four of these (superpeople), and they fly around and shoot fire and such. One of them is so pretty I can’t even believe it (soooooooo pretty), but there is one that is so ugly they should not let him be in the movies. He is deformed and horrible and just gross.
The Stars Wars: Revenge of the Jedi – Finally it is coming out! What is it about? Space and such, intrigue, robots, two young people who are in love but experience great hardship, or should I say great hard-spaceship! Is that funny? The one in this movie is the world class beauty Natalie Portman, she is Princess Leia, and did you know there is another movie that an old lecher made her be in and take off her clothes but she was like “Never! I will never do it!” (The one with Pretty Lady.) She was also in the one with the guy from E.R. where she played some kind of spazz. What is her deal!!!????
A War of Worlds – New movie with Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg and the little blonde one from the movie with the black one and also the one with the ghost. What is this one about? I don’t know. War. It is important. It might also be, I believe, a secret E.T. movie. My fingers are crossed. If you are interested in E.T. and especially about whatever happened to Little Gertie who is Drew Barrymore you can read all about it in my timechanges blogger. WEB PEOPLE PUT LINK TO MY WEB BLOGGER HERE PLEASE!
The Batman’s Beginning – this is one to be excited about, I believe. Who is The Batman and where did he come from? Why is he so sad and always running around chasing the baddies? This movie is a new one, and different from the old films about The Batman. In this movie things are not so dark and dreary, the Batman climbs up Chinese mountains in the afternoon with a nice old Scottish man, and then I’ll bet he is attacked by bats and has timechanges.
Charles and the Chocolate Factory – This looks like baby stuff. The pirate, however, is in it. Arrrggh! (why do pirates say that!?)
Legally Blonde 3 – Is this going to come out? When is this one coming out? I would like to see this one. Gentlemen prefer blondes.
New Matrix Movie – is there another one of these? I hope so. They are complicated but also entertaining.
These are the ones I know. See you at the movies!
Yours truly, Neal Anderson
Herbie, Reloaded – I am super psyched up about this one. Talented Lindsay Lohan is a young lady with flaming red hair and an attitude to match who falls in love with a talking automobile, I believe. I thought that Lindsay Lohan was a naughty one because I am always hearing “that one is a drunk” and “that one is making out with a bald-o or a foreigner (from the show).” But do you know what? I heard her song and in it she is singing “rumours make me feel bad, they are not true.” I believe you, Lindsay!
Fantastic 4 – There are four of these (superpeople), and they fly around and shoot fire and such. One of them is so pretty I can’t even believe it (soooooooo pretty), but there is one that is so ugly they should not let him be in the movies. He is deformed and horrible and just gross.
The Stars Wars: Revenge of the Jedi – Finally it is coming out! What is it about? Space and such, intrigue, robots, two young people who are in love but experience great hardship, or should I say great hard-spaceship! Is that funny? The one in this movie is the world class beauty Natalie Portman, she is Princess Leia, and did you know there is another movie that an old lecher made her be in and take off her clothes but she was like “Never! I will never do it!” (The one with Pretty Lady.) She was also in the one with the guy from E.R. where she played some kind of spazz. What is her deal!!!????
A War of Worlds – New movie with Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg and the little blonde one from the movie with the black one and also the one with the ghost. What is this one about? I don’t know. War. It is important. It might also be, I believe, a secret E.T. movie. My fingers are crossed. If you are interested in E.T. and especially about whatever happened to Little Gertie who is Drew Barrymore you can read all about it in my timechanges blogger. WEB PEOPLE PUT LINK TO MY WEB BLOGGER HERE PLEASE!
The Batman’s Beginning – this is one to be excited about, I believe. Who is The Batman and where did he come from? Why is he so sad and always running around chasing the baddies? This movie is a new one, and different from the old films about The Batman. In this movie things are not so dark and dreary, the Batman climbs up Chinese mountains in the afternoon with a nice old Scottish man, and then I’ll bet he is attacked by bats and has timechanges.
Charles and the Chocolate Factory – This looks like baby stuff. The pirate, however, is in it. Arrrggh! (why do pirates say that!?)
Legally Blonde 3 – Is this going to come out? When is this one coming out? I would like to see this one. Gentlemen prefer blondes.
New Matrix Movie – is there another one of these? I hope so. They are complicated but also entertaining.
These are the ones I know. See you at the movies!
Yours truly, Neal Anderson
2 Comments:
hey neal you should swap links with this person:
http://thisismycomputerblog.blogspot.com/
Your Chiklis bashing (?) is deplorable.
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