It is sizzling hot here at Automatic Vaudeville Studios, and for once we're not talking about a cavalcade of ingénues ready to see their names in lights.
It's the heat, folks - it's gumming up the works. Tumbleweeds are (virtually) rolling through our once bountiful blog and the cameras - whirring just weeks ago on Clock Strikes Doom!
- are now cobwebbed and forlorn. BUT NOT FOR LONG!
This is what we call the calm before the storm.
AT THIS VERY MOMENT a parade of motion picture entertainments is steadily marching its way towards "ACTION!"
Change is afoot. Rumours are flying around town. Big announcements are about to be made.
Here are some "blind items" to whet your appetite.
What "hysterical" AVS classic is finally getting a sequel?
What "shameful" art house sensation is due for not one but TWO new installments?
Which highly "recommended" AVS yuk-fest's stars have been reunited for a number of gut-busting DVD commentaries?
Which detective "cousins" might soon be battling the forces of darkness?
How in the world are two "spaceships" gonna get married?
Best guesses win free tickets to see the hit comedy Aurore
, now playing at a theater near you.