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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

The Current Cinema

Idiot Boy Neal Anderson on The Interpreter, The Amityville Horror and that Ashton Kutcher movie that didn't do so hot, in Screentest.

Memo Rise!

Studio memo on possible new production leaked to Screen Test. Check it out!

Monday, April 18, 2005

Summer Blockbusters Set to Bore and Disappoint!

Yes, it is just about time for summer movie season... that special time of year when unreasonably high expectations are inevitably disappointed, and two hours of air conditioning sets us back a cruel $12. Always the "class act," Automatic Vaudeville lets our competition duke it out for your summer bucks while we scurry into production on our slate of Hi-Class Pictures for the Fall.
If you can't wait that long, Idiot Boy Neal Anderson helps you sort through the many summer blockbusters to choose from over at Screen Test...

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

The Mystery of Johnny Idaho...

...is currently under investigation in Screen Test. Exclusive interview with author and director Seth W. Owen!

Monday, April 11, 2005

Idiot Boy Neal Anderson Returns...

...and finally weighs in on Sideways, exclusively for Screen Test.

Friday, April 08, 2005

Let's get digital

We've completely updated our DVD page to get ready for this summer's much-anticipated rollout of Your Hi-Class DVD Vol. 2, which promises to be, if anything, even more exciting and feature-packed than the first disc. Which, incidentally, is still on sale for a very affordable $10. Yes, you read that right--ten measly dollars! That's less than the price of a cup of coffee a day for 10 days!

To the stars!

The Krangor Diaries continue at Screen Test.

Monday, April 04, 2005

Announcing... Your 2005 Hi-Class Picture Show Line-Up! (pt.1)

Lots of hustle, bustle, chatter, and chit-chat at the studio today, as in an EPIC meeting, proposals for the 2005 Hi-Class Picture line-up were presented and greenlit. Below is a special sneak peek, though you're going to have to wait a little longer to get the scoop on our heavily-guarded, TOP-SECRET "Main Attraction:"

Johnny Idaho in "The Dead Don't Die," Episode One: Trouble Is as Trouble Does: Fans of Seth W. Owen's beloved series of detective stories will be delighted to learn that their favourite dick is finally making the transition to the big screen in this tale of free jazz, girls gone wild, and murder.

Krangor: Legend of the Galaxy: The epic tale of two spaceships in love. Viewers will be drawn into the strange world of the distant future, complete with robots, aliens, and the biggest wedding in the history of the galaxy!

Defender of the Universe: Radio Ranch returns with this terrifying, sexy new shocker. Featuring a sensational twist that'll make M. Night Shyamalan roll over in his bed!

Stay tuned for more information on these groundbreaking projects--cast announcements, production updates, and more! Check Screen Test regularly for special sneak peaks and behind-the-scenes treats!