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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

WHAT A YEAR!

As we boldly step forward into 2006 let us take a moment to reflect upon the year that was. For Automatic Vaudeville Studios 2005 saw many exciting developments: A new DVD (Hi-Class DVD Vol. II, on sale now,) a new slate of pictures (Who Killed Dracula, The Clock Strikes Doom, Schandfilm Drei,) and many wild adventures. But perhaps the best way to chart the year is by taking a look at Automatic Vaudeville's Idea Book.

The Idea Book, introduced in 1998, is an collection of ideas for movies to which all are welcome to contribute. Maybe you just have a great name for a movie or an idea for a scene. Whatever the case, send it along and we'll include it in the big book.

Below are some of the best Idea's from Automatic Vaudeville Studios' IDEA BOOK 2005:

DANCING MACHINE
A down on her luck dance teacher gets a once in a lifetime chance when she's chosen to compete in a national dance competition. What she doesn't know, though, is that an evil real estate mogul has developed the perfect Dancing Machine. Can our young hero dance her way out of this one or will the robot be doing the mambo in the winner's circle.

PIN PALS
Two children who enjoy poking people with pins befriend each other and escape to a magical world ruled by balloons.

DINNER. SET. MATCH.
Two top chefs - a dude and a babe - face off in an iron chef style showdown. Later they fuck.

BOOZEHOUND DOG
An animated musical about a dog who is also a wino.

"BIRKRON"
A robot jeweler solves crimes. Action packed. Think Lovejoy meets Blade Runner.

BROMANCING THE BONE
Male romance/adventure.

TEEN TINY TOE (alternate title: Tony Toe Teen)
A teenager with a tiny "toe" faces a number of humiliations.

DREAM BOATS
Every night a young man dreams of sailing a beautiful yacht to a mystical land. One night he dreams of a beautiful woman with an even more magnificent boat. He is determined to find her in his waking life. But she is not who he thinks...

HAND WORK
Behind the scenes in Vegas as aspiring poker champs try to make it big. The "Gross Anatomy" of poker movies.

UNTITLED COMEDY
A high-strung man on vacation is mistaken for a war correspondent and taken by a Fixer into all sorts of Hot Zones and tricky situations.

THE IVORY GHOST
An African ghost trapped in a bar of soap fights for gender equality in the bloody diamond trade.

THAT GHOST IS A SPY!
A secret government agency recruits the dead to do their dirty work overseas. It seems like the perfect plan until one of the ghosts falls in love with a Muslim extremist.

And that's the year that was. Remember to send in your ideas to be included in the 2006 edition of Automatic Vaudeville Studios Idea Book!

Have A Happy New Year!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a year indeed!

2:41 PM  
Blogger low rent princess said...

Please add to idea book 2006:

Gassie Lassie: Pretty Collie helps solve small town mysteries while continually battling the tribulations of a troubled gastro-intestinal track.

11:11 PM  

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